{"product_id":"old-as-shit-card","title":"Old as Shit Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"188\"\u003eSometimes subtle isn't necessary. This card gets straight to the point with a message that's equal parts insult and compliment, depending on who's opening it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"346\"\u003e✦ Features the phrase: \u003cem data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"236\"\u003e\"You're old as shit!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"239\"\u003e✦ 4-bar folded greeting card\u003cbr data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"270\"\u003e✦ Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper\u003cbr data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"309\"\u003e✦ Blank inside for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"348\" data-end=\"447\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, aging friends, and anyone who's earned a few extra candles on the cake. 🎂🍻\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BLUE BARNHOUSE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48247877435627,"sku":"5034","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/2011\/1083\/files\/asshit.png?v=1780339890","url":"https:\/\/www.unlikelyprofessionals.com\/products\/old-as-shit-card","provider":"Unlikely Professionals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}