{"product_id":"steak-dammit-card","title":"Steak Dammit Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"238\"\u003eFor the dad who takes his grilling seriously. Featuring a back-and-forth that feels all too familiar around dinner time, this card delivers the perfect mix of humor and Father's Day appreciation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"520\"\u003e✦ Features the exchange: \u003cem data-start=\"265\" data-end=\"296\"\u003e\"I want my steak now dammit!\"\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"337\"\u003e\"Calm down you impatient bastard!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"340\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e✦ Includes the message: \u003cem data-start=\"364\" data-end=\"412\"\u003e\"Happy Father's Day to my favorite carnivore!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"412\" data-end=\"415\"\u003e✦ 4-bar folded greeting card\u003cbr data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"446\"\u003e✦ Printed on recycled French paper\u003cbr data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"483\"\u003e✦ Blank inside for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"522\" data-end=\"617\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for grill masters, steak lovers, and dads who believe medium-rare is the only way. 🥩🍻\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BLUE BARNHOUSE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48247877402859,"sku":"7022","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/2011\/1083\/files\/steak.png?v=1780339923","url":"https:\/\/www.unlikelyprofessionals.com\/products\/steak-dammit-card","provider":"Unlikely Professionals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}