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Glasses Birthday Card
Glasses Birthday Card

Glasses Birthday Card

PRETTY ALRIGHT GOODS
$6.00

Big text. Zero mercy.

This one’s loud, clear, and impossible to miss even if their eyesight’s been going downhill since the last birthday. A friendly jab wrapped in thick cotton paper.

✦ A2 size 4.25" x 5.5"
✦ Blank inside for whatever you still want to say loudly
✦ Kraft envelope included
✦ Letterpress printed in the USA
✦ Heavy cotton paper

Card text
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERE'S A CARD YOU CAN READ WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES

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