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Pretending Birthday Card
Pretending Birthday Card

Pretending Birthday Card

PRETTY ALRIGHT GOODS
$6.00

A little sarcasm goes a long way. This birthday card keeps it light, funny, and perfectly evasive when the age math starts getting dicey. Ideal for friends who dodge the number, family members who definitely remember it, or anyone who appreciates a solid side eye in paper form.

Letterpress printed on thick cotton paper with a satisfying feel you can’t fake. Blank inside so you can decide just how honest you want to be.

✦ A2 size 4.25" x 5.5"
✦ Blank interior
✦ Kraft envelope included
✦ Letterpress printed in the USA
✦ Heavy cotton paper

Card text
And how old are we pretending to be this year?

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