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Steak Dammit Card

Steak Dammit Card

$6.00

For the dad who takes his grilling seriously. Featuring a back-and-forth that feels all too familiar around dinner time, this card delivers the perfect mix of humor and Father's Day appreciation.

✦ Features the exchange: "I want my steak now dammit!" and "Calm down you impatient bastard!"
✦ Includes the message: "Happy Father's Day to my favorite carnivore!"
✦ 4-bar folded greeting card
✦ Printed on recycled French paper
✦ Blank inside for your own message

Perfect for grill masters, steak lovers, and dads who believe medium-rare is the only way. 🥩🍻

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