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You've Aged Horribly Card

You've Aged Horribly Card

$6.00

Brutal, simple, and guaranteed to get a laugh from the right person. Perfect for birthdays, milestones, or anyone with a solid sense of humor.

✦ Features the phrase: "You've aged horribly."
✦ 4-bar folded greeting card
✦ Printed on 100% PCW recycled cardstock
✦ Blank inside for your own message

For friends, siblings, and anyone who can take a joke about getting older. 🎂🍻

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