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Old as Shit Card
Old as Shit Card

Old as Shit Card

BLUE BARNHOUSE
$6.00

Sometimes subtle isn't necessary. This card gets straight to the point with a message that's equal parts insult and compliment, depending on who's opening it.

✦ Features the phrase: "You're old as shit!"
✦ 4-bar folded greeting card
✦ Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper
✦ Blank inside for your own message

Perfect for birthdays, aging friends, and anyone who's earned a few extra candles on the cake. 🎂🍻

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