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Too Old For This Shit Card
Too Old For This Shit Card

Too Old For This Shit Card

BLUE BARNHOUSE
$6.00

Straight to the point. No sugarcoating, no inspirational message, just the perfect card for someone who's earned the right to be a little tired of everyone's nonsense.

✦ Features the phrase: "You're getting too old for this shit."
✦ 4-bar folded greeting card
✦ Printed on recycled chipboard
✦ Blank inside for your own message

Perfect for birthdays, milestone celebrations, and friends who appreciate honesty with their humor. 🍻🎂

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